Carpe Tedium

by Worm Quartet

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Carpe Tedium

Hello, and welcome to my midlife crisis, presented in the form of the first full-length Worm Quartet album in twelve years. Rand Bellavia once posited that any album you make is a concept album because it's a snapshot of your mindset during a specific period of your life (I'm paraphrasing here.) This album contains several years’ worth of stuff, ranging from songs I wrote ten years ago (the "kid" I reference having to put to bed in “10 Goto 10” is now eighteen and can goddamned well put himself to bed) to stuff I came up with a few weeks ago, so if the “concept” seems a bit fragmentary and disjointed, that might be why. Or I might just be a fragmentary and disjointed kind of guy. That said, this is my favorite collection of songs I’ve ever put together, and I truly hope you enjoy it. Thanks for supporting this “Worm Quartet” thing, I’ll keep doing it for as long as I’m still able to come up with new ideas and get them out of my face in a reasonably non-embarrassing way. Sincerely yours, Four Worms in an Asshole Suit.

Track List

1. Potential Spam

2. More of the Same

3. My Job Gave Me a Poncho (Featuring Brian Graupner)

4. Entire Dog

5. 10 Goto 10 (Featuring MC Lars)

6. Math is Bullshit (Featuring Insane Ian)

7. Infobesity (Featuring Rand Bellavia)

8. Mic Stand

9. Too Old For The Pit

10. Take the Fire Back (Prometheus has Left the Building) (Featuring Devo Spice)

11. When I Was A Boy

12. She Fucked Me at Nick Tahou's

13. Prunes and Vomit

14. Brandon

15. I Want a Pie

16. Brick, Dave

17. (Put a) Weasel Wagon (In Your Mom)

18. Eat the Mail

19. Please Stop Stabbing Me

20. Can You Horse

21. Who's Got a Bag

22. I'd Pull Cobras

23. Schoolface

24. Everything That's a Parallelogram

25. In the Mayonnaise

26. Tired of Not

27. France

28. Do Your Balls Have Names

29. I Don't Wanna Go to the Zoo Tonight

30. Fueled By Angst

31. It's Raining Tacos

32. Outroriffic Finale of Endiness

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