by Worm Quartet
Carpe Tedium
Hello, and welcome to my midlife crisis, presented in the form of the first full-length Worm Quartet album in twelve years. Rand Bellavia once posited that any album you make is a concept album because it's a snapshot of your mindset during a specific period of your life (I'm paraphrasing here.) This album contains several years’ worth of stuff, ranging from songs I wrote ten years ago (the "kid" I reference having to put to bed in “10 Goto 10” is now eighteen and can goddamned well put himself to bed) to stuff I came up with a few weeks ago, so if the “concept” seems a bit fragmentary and disjointed, that might be why. Or I might just be a fragmentary and disjointed kind of guy. That said, this is my favorite collection of songs I’ve ever put together, and I truly hope you enjoy it. Thanks for supporting this “Worm Quartet” thing, I’ll keep doing it for as long as I’m still able to come up with new ideas and get them out of my face in a reasonably non-embarrassing way. Sincerely yours, Four Worms in an Asshole Suit.
Track List
1. Potential Spam
3. My Job Gave Me a Poncho (Featuring Brian Graupner)
5. 10 Goto 10 (Featuring MC Lars)
6. Math is Bullshit (Featuring Insane Ian)
7. Infobesity (Featuring Rand Bellavia)
10. Take the Fire Back (Prometheus has Left the Building) (Featuring Devo Spice)
12. She Fucked Me at Nick Tahou's
15. I Want a Pie
16. Brick, Dave
17. (Put a) Weasel Wagon (In Your Mom)
18. Eat the Mail
19. Please Stop Stabbing Me
20. Can You Horse
21. Who's Got a Bag
22. I'd Pull Cobras
23. Schoolface
24. Everything That's a Parallelogram
25. In the Mayonnaise
26. Tired of Not
27. France
28. Do Your Balls Have Names
29. I Don't Wanna Go to the Zoo Tonight
32. Outroriffic Finale of Endiness