The FuMP Sideshow
2009-02-26
Artist
W. Randy Hoffman
Title
Naked Mole Rat
This song is very popular among the under-10 set in Pittsburgh; it's also the only one of my numbers so far that Dr. Demento has chosen to air.
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Comments
mrwompy - Feb 26, 2009
Your high school cheerleaders were THAT ugly?!? 8^)
Mr. Goodwraith - Feb 26, 2009
Thanks, Max. Womp: My HS cheerleaders weren't ugly. But hive-minded and soul-crushing in their disdain? Oh yes. :-P
Insane Ian - Feb 26, 2009
I am envious of your voice and of your style. Please teach me your ways.
Mr. Goodwraith - Feb 26, 2009
Ian, a.k.a. Grasshopper: I humbly thank you for your admiration, and I shall certainly teach you my ways. Come over tomorrow afternoon so you can mow my lawn, do my laundry, and sandblast and paint my stone topiary, and we shall begin with the Basic Vocalization Stance. When you have mastered this, the Seven Lotus Lip Positions await your washing of my car and your completion of my tax forms.
djseamus - Feb 26, 2009
Aright, we now have another animal to add to the list of creatures that just scream "God has a twisted sense of humor": the Platypus, the Slug, the Dung Beetle, and now the ever-humble, Naked Mole Rat. Brilliant, Randy. One question remains, though: what the heck is a "sloat"?
djseamus - Feb 26, 2009
I actually meant: what is a "stoat"?
Mr. Goodwraith - Feb 26, 2009
"The stoat (Mustela erminea) is a small mammal of the family Mustelidae. In North America it is known as the ermine or short-tailed weasel; elsewhere, "ermine" refers to the animal only when it has white fur, which it moults to in winter in snowy parts of its range." And for the rest of the article, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat. ;-D
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maxgoof - Feb 26, 2009
Okay, this is just silly. :) You break the meter for comic effect, and I love the bridge. Well done.