Ninja Drinking Song by Sci-Fried (Loud bar ambience) When I look back sometimes, I wish I'd been a ninja leaping from rooftop to rooftop, a katana in me 'and Yeah, all that training would kill almost anybody But I would be no ordinary man. If I could be a ninja, let me tell you laddy, I would not be backin' down, Cause I would never lose a fight, I'd leap a mile in the air, pull out your kidneys, then I'd vanish into the night. (chorus) And a ninja's life is tough, most normal folks just aren't enough, But it'd still hafta be The life for me cause pirates really suck Things would be much more fun if I could be a ninja, Cause when you're tossin' a shuriken, life ceases to be bland. I know that personally, I would never tire Of slicing foes to a speed metal band. When I was a boy, I dreamt I'd be a ninja. Wasn't quite sure what it was, but knew I'd be one all the same. Compared to ninja, things like astronaut and fireman and cop just seem koinda lame, (chorus) and a ninja's life is tough, most normal folks just aren't enough, But it'd still hafta be The life for me (yo, ho!) cause pirates really suck (solo) (I am ninja, he is ninja) you get me drunk enough i'll think that i'm a ninja (she is ninja too) and you'll catch me in my old pajamas stuck up in a tree. (I am ninja, we are ninja) See that's the thing, for every ninja that you find you'll find a thousand wannabe's (and I believe you're ninja too) (chorus) And a ninja's life is tough, most normal folks just aren't enough, But it'd still hafta be The life for me cause pirates really suck But it'd still hafta be The life for me...... cause pirates really suck Music by Sci-Fried Written by KSV (Mike Jensen)