Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh. It must have been so nasty behind me To never smell air that's fresh and clean You were content to hold your nose, and spray away You always walked so far behind. So I could fart silently but deadly, While you were the one that took the blame. A horrible stench without a name for so long A terrible cry after some strain Did you ever know that it was my gas Yes that toxic smell came from my crack I could fart silently but deadly For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt It might have appeared that I was flawless But all of my Hanes contain skid marks I want you to know I had chinese, just to warn you I would be safer with Gas-X Did you ever know that it was my gas Yes that toxic smell came from my crack I could fart silently but deadly For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt Did I ever tell you that it was my Gas Yes that toxic, that toxic smell came from my crack OH, and I, I could fart silently but deadly, For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt 'Cause It Was the Wind Beneath My Butt Oh the Wind Beneath My Butt Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew the Wind Beneath My Butt Fart, Fart, Fart So Bad, I heard this on I've had Oh, pew, pew pew, The Wind Beneath My Butt Oh, pew, pew, pew, the Wind Beneath My Butt Fart, Fart, Fart till my bowels are clean So bad I almost died this eve. Oh Lord, Oh Lord It smells so bad , the wind beneath my butt.
The FuMP Sideshow
2010-06-05
Artist
Below Average Dave
Title
Wind Beneath My Butt
This was written when I was 8, that means its the oldest written parody I've recorded, its also one of my oldest recordings, Until my computer issue is resolved, I figure I should try to get my profile to contain a more complete picture of my artistry. I know, gas, blah, but its the 7th most downloaded/listened to song of my 111, so people must like something about it. . .
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