DiG DuG (parody of "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha) New lyrics by Ian Bonds Head out in the morning goin' to the arcade Fill my thermos with caffeine Because I just got paid (Lets go) Got some change to play some games, but I ain't no fool Cause the games I'm gonna play are straight from the old school I'm talking - centipede's just a big maze Galaga's just a space chase Pole Position's a car race But these other games just don't thrill me Mario's got Luigi And Pac-Man makes me dizzy I won't stop, 'til they pop Gotta blow them creatures up Today, Imma play One quarter is all I'll pay at Dig Dug, Imma thug Mountain Dew inside my mug Namco-woah-oh oh oh Namco-woah-oh oh oh I won't stop, 'til they pop Or I crush them with a rock Don't hate, I inflate til those things get blown away Dig Dug is my drug Gonna pump up those weird bugs Namco-whoa-oh oh oh Namco-whoa-oh oh oh And so I'm playing this game 'til a quarter to four Ain't gonna stop the Pooka killin' til I beat the high score And now the nerds are lining up cause they hear I got game That's cause I practice everynight on my downloaded MAME I'm talking about - er'rybody wants a turn turn But these nerds can't handle. Sick burn, burn Been playin' since i was a sperm, sperm Now, now - I'm playin' till they kick me out, out Or the nerds just scream and pout, pout To the police they will shout, shout "Po-po shut him down". I won't stop, 'til they pop Gotta blow them creatures up Today, Imma play One quarter is all I'll pay at Dig Dug, Imma thug Mountain Dew inside my mug Namco-woah-oh oh oh Namco-woah-oh oh oh I won't stop, 'til they pop Or I crush them with a rock Don't hate, I inflate til those things get blown away Dig Dug is my drug Gonna pump up those weird bugs Namco-whoa-oh oh oh Namco-whoa-oh oh oh (Dig Dug) you blow them up Way underground The music pounds When you're moving When I hold still I'll get them now There is no sound Til I move again (Dig Dug) Against Fygar He's the dragon his flames they singe Almost got me With my air pump I'll pump him up I'll pump him up Now, the game don't end 'til round 256 I won't stop, 'til they pop Gotta blow them creatures up Today, Imma play One quarter is all I'll pay at Dig Dug, Imma thug Mountain Dew inside my mug Namco-woah-oh oh oh Namco-woah-oh oh oh I won't stop, 'til they pop Or I crush them with a rock Don't hate, I inflate til those things get blown away Dig Dug is my drug Gonna pump up those weird bugs Namco-whoa-oh oh oh Namco-whoa-oh oh oh
The FuMP Sideshow
2010-02-22
Artist
Insane Ian
Title
DiG DuG
While Ke$ha's song "TiK ToK" extols the love one slut has for a night of drinking, parties and clubbing, conversely "DiG DuG" extols one nerd's love for classic video games and arcades. Specifically, the game "Dig Dug" by Namco. The dichotomy is staggering. From II's upcoming album "The Last Arcade".
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