Don`t tell mom
Please, don`t tell mom
C`mon, don`t tell her
Don`t tell mom!
(That I)
Made a sandcastle in the sink
Colored on the wall with purple ink
Made an ant farm in my dresser drawer
Spilled plutonium on the kitchen floor
Sat on our gerbil until it was flat
Got into the ice cream and kicked the cat
Fed our dog Mentos and Diet Coke
C`mon, you know that it was just a joke,
So don`t tell mom
Please don`t tell mom
C`mon, don`t tell her
Don`t tell mom!
No, don`t tell mom
Please don`t tell mom
C`mon, don`t tell her
Don`t tell mom!
(That I got a)
Bunch of blood on her favorite shirt
And filled the coffee machine with dirt
Stayed up past midnight playing tetris
Watched the tapes under our roommate`s mattress
Stole candy bars and stuffed my pockets
Killed a hobo and flushed dad`s wallet
Sent a bomb threat to a public school
And tried to drown a kid in a public pool
Don`t tell mom
Please don`t tell mom
C`mon, don`t tell her
Don`t tell mom!
No, don`t tell mom
Please don`t tell mom
C`mon, don`t tell her
Don`t tell mom!
And besides, if you tell her what I did, then I`ll tell her about that time that you cheated when we were playing Monopoly! SO THERE! EH!
The FuMP Sideshow
2009-01-03
Artist
Soggy Potato Chips
Title
Don`t Tell Mom
This was originally going to be on Extra Cheese, but I didn`t record it in time -there were several songs in the same boat- and I wasn`t happy with the music and lyrics -yeah, it originally sucked a whole lot more- but I finally got it to where I`m semi-happy with it; so here it is. I worked a gajillion hours on it so I hope someone enjoys it.
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