ROAD RAGE I have road rage, but I get it honestly I always get the worst drivers – right in front of me Doing 40 on the interstate, when the speed is 65 I watch him text and talk and eat – when I wish that he’d just drive Road rage happens when you’re driving around here You slam on your brakes, now I’m riding up your rear No blinker to tell me before you make this turn Maybe I’m the teacher for the lesson you’re gonna learn! I have Road Rage and I’m gonna get a gun You need to learn a lesson and I’m gonna have some fun I’m a pretty good shot and it’s something that I love I have Road Rage and I’m gonna get a gun Not just any old weapon, I want to have some fun The best thing for Road Rage is a Paint Ball Gun! When they see you driving, covered in paint They’ll know that you’re an idiot and they’ll go the other way Paint Ball Guns and Road Rage go hand in hand I don’t want to hurt you but I need you to understand Every light you run thru – I’m gonna Paint you with blue And every time you text – I’m gonna Paint you with red On a one way street when you’re going the wrong way I’m gonna pepper your car with a multi-color paint I have Road Rage and I’m gonna some fun The best thing for Road Rage is a Paint Ball Gun If you pull in front of me and make me hit the brakes Don’t slow me down then give me a “thank you” wave If you’re going slow in the fast lane, you better be forwarded Speed up or move it over cause I won’t use my horn If you run me of the road cause you like to speed and weave I’ll hit you with a double shot of the permanent green You’re 2 tons of trouble when you get behind the wheel Nothing you are doing will equal my thrill I have Road Rage when driving in the city I got a Paint Ball Gun for my Road Rage, cause it’s Legal, Therapeutic and it’s PRETTY!!