Devo Spice has a beard
Devo Spice has a beeeeeard
Devo Spice has a beard
Devo Spice has a beardy beardy beardy beard
He wears glasses and a hat
And has red follicles below that
He's a nerdcore comedy rap ace
With a collection of hairs on his face
'Cause
Devo Spice has a beard
Devo Spice has a beeeeeard
Devo Spice has a beard
Devo Spice has a beardy beardy beardy beard
He has some kids, I think three
He masters every dementia CD
His peanut allergy is more than mild
And he has a beard that drives the ladies wild
I'm gonna mention here, for what it's worth
Tom Rockwell's the name on his certificate of birth
Sudden Death is the group that he used to write for
But he doesn't do that anymore
In '07 he had the number one song on Doctor D
And number two and number four, but not number three
He's pasty and white but he doesn't need a tan
'Cause he's The Gingerbeard Man
Devo Spice has a beard
Devo Spice has a beeeeeard
Devo Spice has a beard
Devo Spice has a beardy beardy beardy beard
Why does Devo Spice have a beard?
I don't know, 'cause he wants to I guess
He's allowed to do that, you know
I mean, it's his face and all
The FuMP Sideshow
2015-02-28
Artist
Soggy Potato Chips
Title
The Gingerbeard Man
It's been over 5 years since I've released a new, original song. I can finally reveal why. I have spent the last 5 years writing the ultimate song. The most important song ever. The song everyone, everywhere will be able to listen to and say "I understand this song. I can relate to this song. I am this song." After 5 years of soul searching, 5 years of blood, sweat, and tears, of writing and rewriting, I have finally done it. Prepare yourself. This is "The Gingerbeard Man," and it will change your life.
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