If you have a party for the Super Bowl You only have one goal, the perfect food Just reach for a snack that is triangular It's not rectangular and it tastes so good I love Doritos, more than burritos Don't give me Fritos, thank's a snack I'll veto Even Judge Ito thinks they're neato I hate mosquitos, but I love Doritos I love Doritos, more than burritos They make my life complete-o They can't be beat-o Emperor Hirohito thought they were neat-o The capital of Ecuador is Quito And I love Doritos