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2009-09-29

THIS JUST IN FROM THE "SO SUEY ME" DEPT.:

by Seamonkey

Providing further proof of an all-powerful force that likes to laugh at the expense of others who like to laugh at the expense of others, the FuMP's own Seamonkey has been personally touched by an angel... the angel of pestilence! (look it up in The Book) The author of the FuMP parody "Swine Flu!" is locked away in his home while his daughter is quarantined with... you guessed it, good ol' H1-N1, the swine flu, our favorite wildfire virus of 2009! Thus far Seamonkey has escaped its deathly grip... perhaps the virus viewing being immortalized to the irresistible strains of Kenny Loggins as a sort of swath of lamb's blood above the parody artist's Jewish slave quarters in his own personal Egypt. Perhaps he just washes his hands? Either way, the deathwatch has begun and we'll keep you apprised of when the Seamonkey passes as we hope for a sudden surge in downloads and FuMP CD compilation sales!!! Oh... the daughter? She's fine. Playing video games. But Seamonkey's, like, elderly! Dum-dum-duuuuuuuummmmm!!!!

2009-09-24

The FuMP Volume 16 Now Available

by Devo Spice

The FuMP Volume 16 shipped to subscribers this morning and is now available in our store. The CD features all the songs posted during July and August of 2009 including Platform Wars by Devo Spice, Unbeatable Buns by Robert Lund, and Louie "The Lighter"'s Bingo House Of Doom by Bob Ricci which inspired the cover illustration by Earl "Wyngarde" Lukes. The CD also contains a video of Carrie Dahlby singing Killing You Softly live to her husband at thier wedding. Click here to order your copy now.

2009-09-05

FuMP Wins Parsec Award

by Rob Balder

News from Devo Spice at Dragon*Con is that the Funny Music Project has won the Parsec Award for Best Speculative Fiction Music Podcast! Woo!! More info when Spice has net access, but a note to all podcasters: ALL MUSIC HERE IS PODSAFE! Please sign up your show here. Thank you!

2009-08-15

"Draining the Lizard" single on CDBaby with bonus tracks

by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

The single of "Draining the Lizard" is now on CDBaby (download-only).

Includes "Draining the Lizard", our Beatles parody "Creepy Internet Guy", and an instrumental of "Draining the Lizard" so you can piss on Dumbledore wherever you go! You can get all three of those for two bucks or download individual tracks right there.

This also means this single will be on iTunes within a few weeks.

A physical copy of the single is also in the NBW store for $2 plus shipping. If you like owning discs.

2009-08-14

New Luke Ski album, "TOO MUCH STUFF"!

by the great Luke Ski

Do you have too much stuff? No, I don't mean all those boxes and bags full of comic books and action figures that are stacked up within six feet of your computer. I'm talking about the 9th full-length comedy album by the great Luke Ski, "Too Much Stuff." Not only does it have the title track which is one of the most popular songs of 2009 on the Dr. Demento Show, but it also has tracks about the new Star Trek movie, Lost, horror movie icons (Freddy, Jason, Chucky, etc.), the Transformers, tributes to Tom Lehrer, the Wisconsin Dells, and Stephen Colbert, and new tracks not heard at the FuMP dot com! Featuring appearances by Carrie Dahlby, Insane Ian, Devo Spice and Tom Smith. Buy this album so you too can have Too Much Stuff! Available on CD and MP3 at the store at Luke Ski dot com.

2009-07-30

FuMP 15 Now Available

by Devo Spice

The FuMP Volume 15 is now available in our store. Click here to order your copy today.

Volume 15 contains all the songs posted in May and June of 2009 including Pr-Pr-Pr-Procreate by Moneyshot Cosmonauts, Mr. Fancy Pants by Jonathan Coulton, and Moo Moo Cow by Seamonkey.

2009-07-22

Nuclear Bubble Wrap EP is now in the FuMP store!

by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

Hey guys, now you can get our EP, "You Are What You Eat" right here in the FuMP store! It's $5.99 and includes "Fan Fiction", "Birds and Bees", and "The Environment."

2009-07-10

Free Positive Attitude Album!!!

by Positude

That's right you can download our debut LP/Mixtape at http://www.zshare.net/download/624581331ccf95e6/ The NEW FRESH is 18 songs of pure story telling with songs like 2600 (featuring Shoebox of Worm Quartet), Space Jam, Klondike Bar, and more more more. Why does eveything I type sound like a used car salesman is posessing me? Enjoy The NEW FRESH! i love You Sincerely.

2009-07-07

R&S at Al Fest!

by Raymond and Scum

Raymond & Scum will be performing at Al Fest 2009 along with Devo Spice, Hot Waffles, Throwing Toasters, Tony Goldmark and Sexy Sexy Joe Lavelle! August 1st - Costa Mesa, California - and only $50 to get in! Check out www.alfest2009.com for more details!

2009-06-15

Workin' The Glory by Robert Lund Now Available In The FuMP Store

by Devo Spice

Robert Lund's 2005 CD with lyrics by Spaff "Workin' The Glory" is now available in the FuMP store. The album contains 17 Mormon themed parody songs including Man! I Feel Like A Mormon, Living In The Maternity Ward, I Love Casserole, and A Few Of The Testimonies. Click here to order your copy.

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