The FuMP
2018-10-23
Artist
Consortium Of Genius
Title
Work For Me
COG NOW HIRING!
With the recent graduation of Nurse Trixie DeHavilland, C.O.G. suddenly finds itself with a personnel opening. Who will be simultaneously qualified and insane enough to apply first?!
Production Credits:
Vocals..........Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Guitars.........Dr. Sardonicus
Bass............Dr. Z
Keyboards.......Dr. Ivan Stroganoff
Electric Kazoo..Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Drums...........drumbot
recorded and mastered at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA, by Lewis D'Aubin
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Comments
gilren - Oct 23, 2018
I have no useful abilities, but I do make an excellent test subject.
Prof. Milo R. Pinkerton - Oct 24, 2018
Thinking of accepting my grandson's "job offer"? Consider jumping off a bridge instead - it would be far safer and probably more profitable!
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Oct 24, 2018
SHUT UP YOU OLD GOAT! Now then, the rest of you need to expedite the submission of your resumes... for what I've gotten so far has been really low quality indeed. And finally, to answer a question from earlier, this job offer is NOT from Dr. Rick Sanchez; he is merely a cartoon. I am real. Idiot.
mrwompy - Oct 24, 2018
Does the job include health insurance?
ldlang - Oct 31, 2018
What would be the tech benefits? I just mastered using a pencil recently and I find it a wonderful instrument of expression.
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Nov 1, 2018
MrWompy: yes - we will insure that you will not be able to DIE, no matter how hard you wish to! Idlang: You must be fully proficient at electro-mechanical pencil before you are allowed withing 20 yards of the Secret Lab! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRIFLE WITH THE COG!!!
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EclecticLee - Oct 23, 2018
"Electric kazoo"? Is that a Pinkerton invention?