The FuMP

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Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Dec 7, 2021

As a doctor, I certify that the nomenclature in this song is 100% medically accurate. Additionally, I can wholeheartedly recommend utilizing the steps outlined in this song on a first date, an postgraduate review meeting, or a supreme court hearing.

BadBeth - Dec 7, 2021

Agreed. I also recommend it for any band held captive in the Secret Lab. It's guaranteed to shatter the airlock!

devospice - Dec 7, 2021


BadBeth - Dec 7, 2021


Agent G - Dec 7, 2021

I was expecting the song to be a little longer.

BadBeth - Dec 7, 2021

You and me both, kiddo.

Agent G - Dec 9, 2021

The only response to that, being I'm still at Outpost 31, is SHRINKAGE!

- Dec 7, 2021

My inner Beavis and Butt-Head is laughing because you said "penis." Uh-huh-huh.

Alverant - Dec 8, 2021

It's a hard game to play.

Tzahnke - Dec 14, 2021

I remember people playing this when I was in 8th grade, and someone threw in the C word, and there were a lot of kids who didn't know that word at all who repeated it without even thinking! It seemed that, for the most part, when I showed up, they changed tactics, switching from vulgarities to pop culture references (shouting "Han Solo!" or "Amish Paradise!"), but sometimes I would overhear what they did when I didn't join in.

weirdojace - Dec 30, 2021

Nice pianist.

FunHouseRadioUSA - May 9, 2022

added this song for rotation on The only word I had to censor was "dick". I know that seems arbitrary. :P

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