I was nicknamed "The Celtfather" several years ago because of how active I am promoting Celtic music. However, when I first started playing Irish music, some traditionalist were not keen on my fusion of Celtic music with Geek topics and autoharps. I wasn't "Celtic" enough, they bitterly complained. Using satire, Irish lilting, the enthusiasm of my fans, and my pre-Celtic music love of Lucky the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms cereal, I wrote this response to their narrow mindedness. The history is mostly lost, but people still love to sing this song which is why I released it on my kids album last year.