I have a friend who sells RPG dice at conventions. He said, "I sell shiny math rocks to all the little dice goblins at conventions. When they say, "I don't need more dice." What they are actually telling me is, "I'm going to buy some. Please show me the good stuff." Yes, I even call them shiny math rocks to my customers. I'll sometimes elaborate with, "They make the click clack sound." And nod sagely. You really don't want to know how well this works on ya'll as a sales tactic. I'm not entirely proud. And then I wrote this song.