The FuMP
2013-06-25
Title
If I Were A Girl
featuring Tah Phrum Duh Bush
This started out as a parody idea of Beyonce's "If I Were A Boy". But since I don't do parodies nor really like playing other people's stuff, it turned into something completely different. This is the story of what would happen if I woke up one morning as a woman. Yes, same hair. Features a guest rap from one of NYC's most talented linguists, Tah Phrum Duh Bush. There's a video to accompany the song in which I defile my face. And now there's a dollar store cashier in Toledo, OH that thinks there's a transvestite in town. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVNhIEVRM7g
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Comments
devospice - Jun 25, 2013
Indeed! I enjoyed the crap out of this!
Phil Johnson - Jun 25, 2013
Thanks guys! Glad you like it. And I think if I actually did it by the side of the road I would be quickly institutionalized. :)
dino-mike - Jun 25, 2013
Phil... you're goddamn amazing... that is all.
Phil Johnson - Jun 25, 2013
Ha! Thanks Mike. :)
ldlang - Jun 25, 2013
Okay, I checked out the video too, Great song, make-up not so much!
Phil Johnson - Jun 26, 2013
That's why I'm not actually a girl. Couldn't pull it off. :)
Insane Ian - Jun 28, 2013
Awesome song...tho I fear watching the video after hearing it :-)
EclecticLee - Jun 28, 2013
C'mon, Ian, you know you want to! On a more serious note, should this song not be marked explicit? For the "asshole," if nothing else?
Phil Johnson - Jul 1, 2013
Thanks Ian. :)
wildcard9 - Jun 22, 2014
Just heard the song live at FuMPFeST.
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mrwompy - Jun 25, 2013
HILARIOUS!!!! Great song!! (Uh ... is this why you are the "Roadside Attraction"?)