The FuMP
2008-10-28
Artist
TV's Kyle
Title
Guy With a Beard
Some infants find beards unsettling. I'd imagine at least one hasn't grown out of it. It's a Halloween song because I say so.
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Comments
wildcard9 - Oct 28, 2008
So... you're still afraid of Santa Claus. It all makes sense now.
TVsKyle - Oct 28, 2008
AHHH!
dino-mike - Oct 28, 2008
Talk about a crazy mess of genres... great song Kyle.
lukeski - Oct 28, 2008
Are you also afraid of Jean Valjean from Les Miserables? Oh wait, that's a Guy With A Bread. Funny song! :)
djseamus - Oct 28, 2008
Great stuff, Kyle. Would you be offended if I reffered to you as "The New Weird Al with out all the parodies"? Anyway, I have a funny story, and it kind of relates to this song - One of my many favorite non-comedy bands are The Doors. In "Roadhouse Blues" I could never tell if Jim Morrison sang "...Woke up this mornin', and I got myself a BEER", or "a BEARD". Either way, I suspect we'll be seeing alot of beards this Halloween, and because it falls on a Friday, there will probably be a lot of beer too.
tarbysmom - Oct 28, 2008
incredibly cute Kyle - made me laff out loud which I rarely do at much stuff on the internet - it has to be really amusing to make me laff. You are indeed clever.
Spaff.com - Oct 28, 2008
I have a merkin. Is that OK? Love it. (The song, that is.)
TVsKyle - Oct 29, 2008
Michele Merkin?
Insane Ian - Oct 29, 2008
Awesomesauce.
djseamus - Oct 29, 2008
"Awesomesauce" is a registered trademark of all things deemed awesome in The Funny Music Project. Perfect for burgers, fries, scrambled eggs, meatloaf and ghoul-lash. Men-with-beards approved!
voiceroy - Oct 30, 2008
So you're scared of yourself? Weird.
shoebox - Oct 31, 2008
I looked at a guy with a beard once, and apologized for it in song. Sweet nifty song, dammit! Kyle makes me GIGGLE with his TV-y goodness! -=ShoEboX=-
happyskunk - Dec 16, 2008
http://yume-ookami.deviantart.com/art/Pogonophobia-means-105491999 Such a match, if unintentional.
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devospice - Oct 28, 2008
Psst... Kyle...
Boo!