2026-10-30
In nearly every mad scientist's lab, there is that ONE door you should not open under any circumstances. Dr. Frankenstein had one, Dr. Jeckyll had one, and here in New Orleans, our local legend Dr. Morgus had a really dangerous one...
This song is dead-icated to mad scientists with forbidden Secret Rooms everywhere. Happy Halloween, from the C.O.G.!
PRODUCTION CREDITS:
lead vocals - Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
backing vocals - Dr. Dylan W. Winchester, Bad Beth
lead guitar - Prof. Glitch
rhythm guitar - Filbert Snodgrass, (Jr. Scientist in Training)
bass - Dr. Z
theremin - Dr. Pinkerton
drums and percussion - Drumbot
mad science cameos by Dr. Anton Griffin, Dr. Gangrene, Dr. Sarcofiguy, Bad Beth, and E.R.I.C. the skull
music and lyrics by the Consortium of Genius
recorded, mixed and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA
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Sdubow - Oct 30, 2026
Scary good. ! I love the hooky chorus ,vocal bkground vocals all of it. It’s like u are The Diabolical Monty Hall from “Let’s make a Scary Deal. “ and u are so tempted to go into Door number 1 the scary room with Bad Beth the evil model showing it off, but u prefer getting attacked by monsters rather than than money or a car.
Dr. Demento Fan Account - Oct 30, 2026
Awesome!
JoeActor - Oct 30, 2026
Perfect for Halloween!
Dr. Demento Fan Account - Oct 31, 2026
Merry Halloween! Cog!
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drumbot - Oct 30, 2026
I like the beat, boss, but did Bad Beth go into the Secret Room or the Wisseau Room?