Here's the story of how this gem about a lovely lady came about. Raymond and Scum's guitar god, Matthew Dunn, worked on the VH1 show, "Celebrity Fit Club" the year Maureen McCormick played one of the "celebrities." Instantly smitten with the former "Brady Bunch" star, he was inspired to write his feelings in a heart felt love song. He e-mailed the new lyrics to Jeff as a potential new Raymond and Scum song with the note "feel free to change this around if you like." Jeff took that note and ran with it. What resulted was such a perversion of Matt's original romantic poetry that the band felt the need to censor some of the lyrics themselves to protect the sensitive ears of some FuMP listeners...and to avoid those pesky "Explicit" or "Squick" tags. That's the way this became "Degrade Me, Marcia Brady."