After Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson said a series of questionable things related to the facts of history and science, the Internet took it upon itself to create the idea of "Ben Carson Wikipedia" - all of the facts of the world as told through the lens of Dr. Carson himself. Thanks to Smashy Claw for help with lyrics and vocals, and thanks to Dino-Mike for nipple inspiration!

Jace McLain: vocals, acoustic guitar, keyboards, drum programming, percussion
Julia Larson: backing vocals, electric guitars, bass
Austin Aeschliman: backing vocals, lyric help
Nathan Long: backing vocals