Okay, this lyric was mostly written in 2011, before I began to notice any actual hair loss on my own cranium. It was part of the "Pat Benatar Hair-Loss Medley," enjoyed by so very many, and sung by the fabulous Megan Frechette.

Ha ha ha.

Now that my own MPB* has begun to surface (just a little bit), I've started to sing this catchy little number myself, much to the delight of baldies (and their smug wives) around the country. And a recording was needed. And here it is. Big thanks to Megan for stepping up and providing the backing vocals.

Music: Eddie Schwartz
Lyrics, guitars, bass, drums, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Backing vocals: Megan Frechette and SG
Helpful suggestions: Ty Hager

* Male Pattern Baldness, bitches