Well you can’t sit down in a stormtrooper costume
with a canister on the back
It might look swell but it’s hot as a rocket
and the dadgum thing ain’t got no pockets
You can’t sit down in a stormtrooper costume
with a canister on the back
And you can’t see a thing in a full face helmet
tho it does hide a bad hair day
When you're walkin' down the stairs you'll find you’re up a creek
And you’re gonna make a mess when you go to take a leak
you can’t see a thing in a full face helmet
tho it does hide a bad hair day
but if a life of crime is where you wind up
no one can identify you in a line up
so go right ahead and wear a stormtrooper costume
who needs to sit anyway?
The FuMP
2018-04-06
After a candid discussion with a stormtrooper, I developed a newfound appreciation for the commitment one must make to remain in full uniform for an entire weekend.
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