Woke Marxist Pope Parody of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan (Daniel Nigro / Kayleigh Rose Amstutz) New lyrics by Insane Ian Music arranged & performed by Ben Stahl White smoke is blowing out in Rome Seems the Vatican has gone and chosen a new Pope And I heard that MAGA found his tweets And from the things he’s said online, their meltdown is complete He’s very anti-gun, corrected JD Vance And just like Jesus says, he loves the immigrants Although I wish that he supports LGBT Won't make ol’ MAGA proud, I know they’re gonna scream “God, what have you done? He’s a Woke Marxist Pope And he can’t stand Trump” Oh MAGA, you must be so pissed ‘Cause he preaches the word And he’s not a racist, so they call him Woke Marxist Pope I'm gonna keep on laughing as the Woke Marxist Pope Pisses off the MAGAts ‘cause he’s From Chicago I'm gonna keep on clapping for the Woke Marxist Pope, Woke Marxist Pope And now their jaws are on the floor Who’d’ve thought the Pope has advocated for the poor? And I heard he’s met with Zelenskyy ‘Cause he’s avoiding another fatal meeting with JD They lost their minds when he held mass and spoke Latin They wished it was English, ‘cause he’s American Addresses climate change, aid for the Gaza strip With every word he speaks, he makes the MAGAs flip “God, what have you done? This Woke Marxist Pope, Loves immigration” Oh MAGA, he’s kinda centrist But he preaches ‘bout love So you think he’s leftist so you call him Woke Marxist Pope I'm gonna keep on laughing as the Woke Marxist Pope Pisses off the MAGAts ‘cause he’s Pro-love and hope I'm gonna keep on laughing for the Woke Marxist Pope, Woke Marxist Pope Now don't think that I think he’s perfect The cases of abuse from Priests he handled with neglect And don’t get me started on “pro-life” But somehow this has not won him his fans among the right, saying “God, what have you done? He’s a Woke Marxist Pope And he hates our freedoms” Oh MAGA, please give it a rest Tell me when has a priest Never been progressive? Still you call him Woke Marxist Pope I'm gonna keep on laughing as the Woke Marxist Pope Pisses off the MAGAts ‘cause Jesus is Woke I'm gonna keep on laughing for the Woke Marxist Pope, Woke Marxist Pope I'm gonna keep on laughing I'm gonna keep on laughing
The FuMP
2025-05-25
Artist
Insane Ian
Title
WOKE MARXIST POPE
Now, I'm not known for doing political songs but when Lauren Loomer called the new pope, Pope Leo XVI, a "WOKE MARXIST POPE", and then several people online (most notably Schmoyoho on Twitter and LouisaTheLast on BlueSky) said you could sing that phrase to the tune of "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan, I knew what had to be done. Originally released as a shorter version on my TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram channels (as well as my Patreon), after popular demand I now present you all with the full version. Enjoy.
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