We Weren’t Making Love (We Were Only Having Sex) (By Bob Lazzar-Atwood; Copyright 2022) Well I know right now you hate me And no longer want to date me Cause you caught me out last evening at a motel with my ex, But I’m here to tell you truthfully My heart’s still yours exclusively Cause we weren’t making love, we were only having sex. Now I regret this indiscretion So I’ll make a full confession I was high on beer and wine and she had on that low-cut dress, And my groin it got the best of me But you still own the rest of me Cause we weren’t making love, we were only having sex. Chorus: Yes I had too much to drink and it short-circuited my brain, I knocked the pilot cold and let the little guy fly the plane, And then I crashed into that motel room and we both know what came next, But we weren’t making love, we were only having sex. Now you know us men we look at sex and love A little differently than a woman does And often in our brains they disconnect, And what I did in that motel I swear To call it love would not be fair Cause we weren’t making love, we were only having sex. Chorus: Now if you choose to be forgiving I will change the way I’m living I’ll cut back on beer and wine, be a better man in all respects, But if instead you choose to let me go There’s just one thing I’d like to know If we can’t still make love, can we please keep having sex. Chorus:
The FuMP
2023-01-06
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A lot of the songs that I have written were intended for a barroom audience on their third or maybe fourth round of drinks and this one is a prime example. The minute I came up with the title of this song the rest fell quickly into place. A lot of men out there (and women) will probably support the song's contention that some sex is purely recreational and should not be considered as an act of unfaithfulness. In any regards, I think it makes for a hilarious song and I am hoping to get it recorded someday by an artist who can really give it the performance it deserves.
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