Unhealthy Parody of “Unholy” by Sam Smith and Kim Petras (Ilya Salmanzadeh / Jimmy Napes / Henry Russell Walter / Samuel Frederick Smith / Kim Petras / Omer Fedi / Blake Slatkin) New lyrics by Insane Ian [Insane Ian] A hungry, hungry boy His wife wants him to watch what he eats She'd kick him out if he ever dared to cheat Upon his (ding) diet eatin’ sweets Messy, messy boy Likes KFC, and sometimes Dairy Queen I hear them whisp’rin’ 'bout the restaurants that he’s been And how he don't know how to keep his fingers clean Mummy don't know daddy's getting slop At the candy shop, eating something unhealthy Sneaks out for a Big Mac attack, and he’s hiding snacks And he thinks he’s bein’ stealthy Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he gotta big bag of Or-ee-oh-ee-ohs, that he just hid and Mummy don't know that his diet’s shot Hope he don’t get caught, eating something unhealthy [Twill] Mmm, daddy, daddy, if you want it, use the app-y (yuh) Get you nugs, get you fries, my Burger King crown daddy You gon' need to order up, 'cause even in a blizzard (woo) You won’t have to pick it up, you can have it all delivered And you, you’ll get some Panda, get a dozen Dunkin’ Donuts (ah) You’re in the drive thru 'cause you always get McDonald’s And when you want it, baby, you know we got you covered DoorDash can be discreet, won’t even ring the buzzer [Insane Ian] Mummy don't know daddy's getting treats Brought by UberEats, sneakin' somethin' unhealthy His bank account covers all the fees, of deliveries Yeah, he’s gotta be wealthy [Both] Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he bought his last snack of Or-ee-oh-ee-ohs, with his last paycheck Mummy don't know daddy's going broke On pizza and Coke, hidin' both is unhealthy
The FuMP
2023-03-10
Artist
Insane Ian
As a delivery person, I listen to the radio in my car A LOT. And one song I hear over and over is "Unholy" by Sam Smith and Kim Petras. You've probably heard it yourself (or at least heard all the hubbub about it from the Grammy's recently).
Also as a delivery person, I notice that many folks' eating habits are TERRIBLE. So, I decided to combine these into one song, and I got dirty pop songstress Twill Distilled to join me.
Finally there will be a parody of this song on TikTok that isn't a blatant Christian flip on the phrase "holy".
From my new b-side collection, "Smarm-Proof Lobster Cabinet" available now!
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