If you got yourself a dog and his back is bare
Just get yourself a turtle and put him up there
See them groove. See them move.
See that turtle's sunglasses 'cause he's real smooth!

The dog is the king of the neighborhood
Gotta keep that dog busy 'cause he's up to no good!
The turtle is the king of his little tank
Now he's riding a dog and you've got me to thank!
I need you to suspend your disbelief
I mean I'm not suggesting turtle's riding a sheep!

It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's as easy as falling off of a log
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog

The dog must feel like Morgan Freeman
But it's not Miss Daisy it's a turtle up there!
The dog's taking off like a real speed demon
Like a little old lady from Pasadena!

The little tiny turtle's got places to go
Got a shell on his back and a song in his heart
The poochy's gonna take him both to and fro
He's gonna go get some turtle wax!

It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
See the doggie walk! See the doggie jog!
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog

It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It wouldn't have worked if I had chosen a frog.
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog

The turtle is happy!
He's going where he wants to!
The turtle is happy!
It feels so sublime!
The turtle is happy!
They're going to Tijuana!
The turtle is happy!
It's a shell of a time!

Wooo-oohooh!
Turtle turtle! Dog dog dog!
Wooo-oohooh!
What's up dawwwwwg?
Wooo-oohooh!
Turtle turtle! Dog dog dog!
Wooo-oohooh!
What's up dawwwwwg?

It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's as easy as reading the captain's log!
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog

It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
There ain't no drain they can't unclog!
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog

It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
Hope the dog don't get lost in this awful fog!
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog

It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog
In California have your puppy tested for smog!
It's a turtle turtle ridin' a dog dog dog