Go to work or get the ‘A’. There’s chores to do and bills to pay. Watch the sun come up and start another day. But don't ask yourself, does it have to be this way. Now, I don't care what they say, I'm not putting on pants today. It gets better, can't you see, Playing overwatch in my undies Why go outside, when there's tv? I can see my friends Rick and Morty. Don't talk to me about responsibilities, When I'm eating fruity pebbles in tighty whities, And so what if your mom's on her way, I'm not putting on pants today. Now’s my chance, I’m not putting on pants. They just get in the way when I’m playing Dance Dance Revolution the solution to the everyday stance Of total pants freedom, oh don’t look at me askance. You wish you could be me, just to feel the summer breeze, Sittin’ on the couch in my navy BVDs. When gaming and competing I am never overheating, Or working from home in my business Zoom meeting. I’m pantsless! Now I'm just looking for some escape, But there's only so much Skyrim you can play. Won’t someone make my problems go away, I'm not putting on pants today.