I am the entertainer, and I'm your 45th president
I can't believe it either, that's why I tweet at 3 am
Yes I won the white house fair and square, even though it was so rigged
It's a beautiful thing, I keep winning
It's all cash-flow in a reality show
Think I'll buy another wig

I am a big no-brainer, you're about to pay my price
A hundred billion dollar wall, you're gonna pay that twice
Ah but still you suckers love me, you love a big entitled brat
And while I cut the funds for senior citizens
And try to kill health care everywhere
You'll blame the democrats

I am a big fat-shamer, been all around the world
Built some Russian palaces, raped all kinds of girls
And have you met my son-in-law, he's gonna save me lots of dough
Sent him to China with my eldest vagina
To work out a way I won't repay
Two hundred mil or so

I'm practically Darth Vader, and I bring to you my sons
Two sweet neo-nazis, who look out for number one
They're taking care of my businesses, all of my monopo-lays
With their hair so slick there's no conflict
They're collecting rents on my emoluments
God bless the USA

I'm a perpetual campaigner, it's all a great big show
I need to hear the accolades, feed my huge ego
I'm the CEO of America, I won your minds and hearts
With each speech I swivel at a fourth grade level
And it works just fine for these fans of mine
Cause they ain't that big on smarts

I am a big complainer, and twitter is my stage
I can't speak coherently, and I can't act my age
I know Obama wiretapped me, cause I saw it on Fox news
And all your cash I'll spend on my golf weekends
And I'll convince the crowd that I'm well endowed
Well at least more than Ted Cruz

Thanks Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, for making me president
Fuck the sick and elderly, and fuck the environment
I will not show my taxes, and I'll lie and over-reach
Cause my dad was rich, a whiny little bitch
Like me can be king of everything
Well until I get impeached

I've seen the lights go out on Broadway