The FuMP

Lyrics

Sweet onion chiken tariyaki

Family is what we're all about
Fresh and healthy products at reasonable prices
Finding innovative ways to serve you
Tasty lunch and make you feel alive
Delicious home-baked a cookies and
We're totally devoid of pedophiles

Sweet onion chiken tariyaki
Nobody here wants to fuck your kids
Get a meatball sub
Hold the child porn
Cause Jared doesn't work here anymore

Ham and swiss not naked pics of your neighbor's child
Parmesan bread and Sun Chips
Without a lifetime of horrible nightmares
Manager Todd says to tell you that he's not
gonna try to stick anything weird inside your butt
How's that for service?

Sweet onion chiken tariyaki
Nobody here wants to fuck your kids
Get a meatball sub
Hold the child porn
Cause Jared doesn't work here anymore

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