Summer Time Jam Lyrics by Ian Bonds Music by Ian Bonds (with help & loops by MAGIX Music Maker) Mixed and Mastered by Ben Stahl 1) Summertime and the livin’s easy But the air is not-so breezy Hate to tell you but I’m not the one Who ever thought that summertime could be fun ‘Cause the air’s so hot and thick And to me all my clothes just stick All the kids are out of school And the little ones just pee’d in the wave pool (pre-Chorus) Inside my car’s like an oven Can’t grip the wheel without some gloves and I think 3 months is too long So I went and I wrote this song! (Chorus) This is a Summer Time Jam For all you summer time fans That’s not exactly what I am Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! This is a Summer Time Jam For all the summer time fans Of which I don’t understand Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! 2) I can’t stand the summer months Gotta hide from all the bugs They chase me when I mow the lawn And I just hate the cicada phenomenon I spend all day drenched in sweat They haven’t made a beach that’s fun yet I’m no good at the summer sports And I blind everyone when I wear shorts (pre-chorus) Theme parks, are you kidding me? They got lines like the DMV! (Chorus) This is a Summer Time Jam For all you summer time fans That’s not exactly what I am Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! This is a Summer Time Jam For all the summer time fans Of which I don’t understand Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! (Bridge) Mosquitoes, and beetles, And chlorine up my nose The bees and fleas, Oh help me please I’m so hot and tired Deodorant’s expired Got pit stains and neck sweat and that’s not the worst yet At night you’ve got bats and swamp ass, AND SWAMP ASS! (dude, summer’s almost over!) (Chorus) This is a Summer Time Jam I hate the summer time, man Every crack is filled with sand! Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! This is a Summer Time Jam Can’t stand these summer time plans Rather have AC and a fan! Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh This is a Summer Time Jam For all you summer time fans That’s not exactly what I am Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! This is a Summer Time Jam For all the summer time fans Of which I don’t understand Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
The FuMP
2017-08-25
Artist
Insane Ian
Title
Summer Time Jam
Every year, pop music has a "feel good hit" song to celebrate the season. Songs like Weezer's "Feels Like Summer", DNCE's "Cake By The Ocean", or even DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's "Summertime" help express the sentiment that summer is a fun-filled time of year, while also being a catchy earworm. Well, I wanted to contribute my own sonically pleasing ditty to the masses for summer.
Except I HATE summertime.
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