Luke Ski here. When I was a lad, I had a Commodore 128 plus, for which I bought and played many floppy disc video games. One of them was "The Three Stooges", a series of mini games where you raise money to save an oprhanage. In one of the mini-games, you could be Moe and slap around Larry and Curly like they do in the classic short films. As the years went on, and game franchises like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, the Marvel vs. Capcom crossovers, and the like grew in popularity and technical refinement, I always felt that there needed to be a current-tech follow up to that old mini-game, taken to it's logical extremes. So I wrote this sketch with help from Devo, ShoEboX, and Chris in the hopes to kick-start it into its existence. So come on Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony! What are you waiting for? We already have an awesome butt-kickin', eye-pokin', face-slappin' techno theme song for you by Alchav of Soggy Potato Chips, and this awesome video by Jered "Mr. Tuesday" Perez, so get to it!



This is a track from the debut album by Cirque du So What?, "Procrastinators Of The Apocalypse", available now at the FuMP store! Get yours today, numbskull! *slap!*