Skeksis Back
A parody of "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake, about "The Dark Crystal".
Based on an idea by Lee Farber, Chris Hardwick, Matt Mira, and Jonah Ray in the Nerdist Podcast, Episode #131 "Greta's Calling". http://www.nerdist.com

Chamberlain:
I'm bringing Skeksis Back. (mmmMMMmmm!)
Those Mystik creatures dont know how to act. (mmmMMMmmm!)
I think their prophecy is kind of wack. (mmmMMMmmm!)
I'll take them out with one Garthim attack. (mmmMMMmmm!)
Trial by stone!
Podling babe, (Aughra?)
You see those shackles, baby, you're my slave. (Aughra?)
Your vital essence is the drink I crave. (Aughra?)
That little furrball Fizzgig needs a shave. (Aughra?)
Give me that shard!
Aughra:
When single shines (What's it for, Gelfling?)
The triple sun (What's it for, Gelfling?)
What was sundered (What's it for, Gelfling?)
And undone (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Shall be whole (What's it for, Gelfling?)
The two made one (What's it for, Gelfling?)
By Gelfling hand (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Or else by none! (What's it for, Gelfling?)

Boober:
Down at Fraggle Rock. (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Down at Fraggle Rock. (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Down at Fraggle Rock. (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Down at Fraggle Rock. (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Down at Fraggle Rock. (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Down at Fraggle Rock. (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Down at Fraggle Rock. (What's it for, Gelfling?)
Down at Fraggle Rock. (What's it for, Gelfling?)

Chamberlain:
Get back, spit head! mmmMMMmmm!

General:
I HATE YOUR WHIMPER!