Be they metal or of stone, or of plastic, you must own them Shiny math rocks make the click-clack sound! See them lined up at the convention Little dice goblins, a line too long to mention Eyes are twitching, and fingers itching Every time they hear that click clack sound Shiny Math Rocks! Clicky- Clacky! Random numbers makey happy Shiny Math Rocks! Clicky- Clacky! Shiny math rocks make the click-clack sound! Grubby fingers clutching madly As they hear the shiny math rocks clicky-clacky Goblins shouting, "Take My Money!" Every time they hear that click clack sound Shiny Math Rocks! Clicky- Clacky! Random numbers makey happy Shiny Math Rocks! Clicky- Clacky! Shiny math rocks make the click-clack sound! For your gaming or whatever or your own geeky endeavors... Shiny math rocks make the click-clack sound! Shiny Math Rocks! Clicky- Clacky! Random numbers makey happy Shiny Math Rocks! Clicky- Clacky! Shiny math rocks make the click-clack sound!
The FuMP
2019-07-09
Artist
Mikey Mason
Title
Shiny Math Rocks
I have a friend who sells RPG dice at conventions. He said, "I sell shiny math rocks to all the little dice goblins at conventions. When they say, "I don't need more dice." What they are actually telling me is, "I'm going to buy some. Please show me the good stuff." Yes, I even call them shiny math rocks to my customers. I'll sometimes elaborate with, "They make the click clack sound." And nod sagely. You really don't want to know how well this works on ya'll as a sales tactic. I'm not entirely proud. And then I wrote this song.
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