Intro [spoken]: Like a long dormant franchise returning after 10 years, we too are scraping the bottom of the idea barrel and coming back for yet another medley of songs written about video games! This is the…next one, part five, I gotta start singing now. 1) I’ll grab your spine, and break it clean In Kombat of Mortality I punch a guy, and hear “Toasty!” I'll flawlessly achieve victory! In the Kombat of Mortality With Shang Tsung and Johnny In the Kombat of Mortality I’ll win with a Brutality Or Friendship or Fatality 2) The Centipede is an experience It is a dangerous invasion (I says) The scorpions are worth the most in points This is twist on Space In-va-ders I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend The rest of your coins on continues So continue the game with your friends ‘Cause it all returns as Millipede in the end 3) Wake up just out-side of town Got a hundred things to do (ooh, baby) Children love when I’m around Chase me when I come through (ooh, baby) Ain’t no way you gonna frown This bow makes me look new (ooh, baby) Make you look like such a clown And steal your key ring too (That's how I roll) If I'm honking, everybody gonna run (Yeah, I'm goals) Steal a bunch of [honk], I’m always having fun (Now you know) Causin’ havoc, public baddie number one (So you know) Gotta list of mischief, cross it when I’m done It ain't my fault that I'm out here on the loose Gotta blame it on the Goose You can’t blame me, I’m a Goose, baby It ain't my fault that I'm out here making moves Gonna tie up both your shoes You can’t blame me, I’m a Goose Honk-honk-honk, honk-honk-honk, honk-honk-honk, honk-honk-honk Blame me I’m a Goose, blame me, blame me I’m a Goose Honk-honk-honk, honk-honk-honk, honk-honk-honk, honk-honk-honk Blame it on the Goose, blame it, blame it on the Goose (ooh, baby) 4) She got caught by an ape, ape, ape She can’t escape, ‘scape, ‘scpae Monkey sealed her fate, fate, fate Uh, I think I'll sing it again (c'mon) Barrels gonna make me jump, jump, jump Fire like, what, what, what All night long Here’s comes Donkey Kong (c'mon) Baby (girl, I know you wanna throw ba na na na) That Don-D-Donkey Kong 5) Dropped a bunch of T blocks And squares and L blocks too Pilled them up to top of Heaven Which I don’t recommend you do Now for sure I do not see it I’m just gonna leave some room Right there off along the side Waiting for the right Long piece to hit the queue Then I completed a Tetris I cleared four lines in a single go I completed a Tetris But do I really need to cut it close? 6) Can’t touch me Can’t touch me STOP BURGER TIME 7) Staring at the old map before you Climbin’ up the ancient ruins Let the sun illuminate the path that you could not find Reaching for handholds on the mountain You grip strength is just inhuman Bad guys will beat you there Shoot them in their dumb face No one else can find it for you Unless Lara Croft is here No one else, no one else Can live through this big train wreck Scaling rocks will look so smooth, see Spidey plays you in the movie Right here is where the treasure’s hid The rest is still Uncharted 8) Rampant ninja related crimes White House, not exception this time Need some guys to beat up this slime Stop all evil ninjas Ninjas have kidnapped President Are you bad enough to get him back? Rescue Ronnie for a Big Mac? Burgers for all winners So you're a rough guy Think you’re really tough guy Appear with a puff guy Doin’ ninja stuff guy I'm that crude dude You think I’m a rude dude But I’m here to rescue And give you the boot, dude I'm a bad dude, yeah 9) I wanted to stay on board of this crew’s ship Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey Wanted to receive attention for my duties Wanted to be left alone, don’t execute me For doing my job, and yours too, out here in deep space Seeing just a corpse crew, it really doesn’t phase me What did you see, it’s not confusing I’m just tryin’ to do keys, then Blue he accused me! Excuse me? You vented from 02 to Security (Woo!) An emergency, ooh-wee But with what I stated at the meet’ng was juicy But then no one believed me Ironic 'cause I think I’m being followed, so I peek All the vitals are drop-ping; one beep, two beeps Going looney and choosing to vote Green But I'm actually not who you think, 'cause I'm... I'm not the imposter Among Us, that’s cruel Gotta keep do-ing my tasks, there’s too much to do You’re acting suspicious, I think it is you And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy Now there’s an imposter Among Us on crew Gotta get a-cross the map, there’s tasks in 02 Stop trying to block me, you’re acting sus too You’re trying to kill me, yeah, trying to kill me I’ll report you! I’ll report you!
The FuMP
2022-03-15
It's been almost 10 years since I've done a video game medley, so I thought I'd do one using all the dumb parody ideas I've had lately, and premiered this at Marscon this past weekend. Featuring songs about Mortal Kombat, Centipede, Untitled Goose Game, Donkey Kong, Tetris, Burgertime, Uncharted, Bad Dudes, and Among Us and utilizing parodies of songs by Living Color (Cult of Personality), Jason Mraz (The Remedy), Lizzo (Juice), Sisqo (The Thong Song), Marc Cohn (Walking in Memphis), MC Hammer (Can't Touch This), Natasha Bedingfield (Unwritten), Billie Eilish (Bad Guy), and Eminem featuring Rhianna (The Monster), this is the song no one asked for, and yet, somehow...exists!
Special thanks for Luke putting one of these in my brain years ago, only to forget he suggested it until *after* I recorded this. Way to creep into my subconscious, pal!
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