Santa's gonna work from home this Christmas
His IT staff assures him that he can
He's taken off his trusty boots
Gonna do what geeks call telecommute
Well he's got a killer laptop and it's logged in to his LAN
Santa's gonna work from home this Christmas
He isn't gonna go from house to house
Instead he's gonna drag and drop
While sipping on a nice cold pop
And deliver all the goodies just by clicking on a mouse
He'll do it all remotely
While sitting in his rocker
Don't bother leaving cookies
He'll delete them with his popup blocker
The Easter Bunny works from home
And the Tooth Fairy does, confidentially
They haven't left their homes in years
Which is why they are growing exponentially
Santa's gonna work from home this Christmas
Sorry Rudolph, you've been placed on leave
He's canceling the whole commute
(Santa:) I could do it in my birthday suit!
Hey we're sorry for that ugly image here on Christmas Eve
Santa's gonna work from home this Christmas
He's in his bathrobe, feeling nice and snug
See him eating chips and drinking nog
See him wasting time by reading blogs
See him calling up the help desk when he runs into a bug
Santa's jumping in his sleigh this Christmas
He's running late but will get his butt in gear
He'll do it the old fashioned way
And he'll get it done by Christmas Day
Yeah but like a fool he'll try to work from home again next year
Santa's gonna work from home next Christmas
Santa's gonna work from home next Christmas
The FuMP
2009-12-11
Artist
Power Salad
Power Salad returns to The FuMP with a Christmas extravaDanza. Santa decides to get with the times, and as lazy as the rest of us, by trading in his sleigh and reindeer for a router and a mouse. Hilarity ensues, as it well should. Lyrics by Craig Marks. Susie played by Abby Marks. Childrens choir sung by Marissa Mezzolesta. Music, arrangements, recording and production, all male voices, Halion Symphonic Orchestra, upright bass, paint stirrers, sopranino recorder, soprano recorder, alto recorder, tenor recorder, and bass recorder by Chris Mezzolesta. Whew.
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