Santa Claus is a penis Santa is a penis yeah you heard me right Riding in his sleigh he stays erect all night Santa is a penis yeah I’m telling’ you what spends all his time a’ trying to get in your mom’s butt Santa is a penis, yeah listen son It’s only elves and reindeers that get things done Santa is a penis and he always was It isn’t for the children that he does what he does? Santa is a penis ready to attack presents aren’t the only thing inside his sack Santa is a penis yeah you heard me good When he sees your mom he gets as hard as wood There’s no love lost between us Santa is a penis and he replaced old Jesus i don’t know what their deal was 
But Santa is a cock, and he is not my friend And truly, truth be told, he is a true bell-end he’s coming’ down the chimney tryin’ to get with your mom the look on daddy’s face will only spur him on Santa Claus please ……..go away and don’t you bother coming back on Christmas Day Santa Claus is a penis He ain’t makin’ toys and he can’t pull no sleigh but he becomes a hero, every X-mas day He brings all the joy, yeah that’s what we were taught taking credit, for the presents that your parents bought well I’m here to tell you Santa Claus is crap He’s trying to get your mom to sit up on his lap Santa is a penis, yeah a big a-hole that’s why he’s in exile, on the ol’ North Pole Santa Clause please ……..go away and don’t you bother coming back on Christmas Day