When you wrote about muggles and wizards
I could read your novels all night and day
But lately I've been grievin' 'bout your recent frequent tweetin'
And I wonder what good old Harry would say
Your mean tweets we've been surfin'
Why you gotta keep on terfin'
Rowling, Rowling, Rowling get off Twitter
Hey were you raised in a cupboard?
Or Ben Shapiro's house, or in eighteen-fifteeyen?
You think you're all maternal but you sound like Moaning Myrtle
Why you so hung up on where, people are peein'?
Mean tweets you've been blurtin'
Now you're the person fans are cursin'
Rowling, Rowling, Rowling get off Twitter
If you go down to her twitter
You'll find a lot of words for "I'm a hypocrite"
You're such a famous icon, why choose this hill to die on?
Could you shut up for a second and listen a bit?
Big money you've been earnin’
To Slytherin you're revertin'
Rowling, Rowling, Rowling get off Twitter
The FuMP
2021-08-17
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
Rowling Get Off Twitter
I haven't made a new Harry Potter song in quite some time. Somehow, I thought 23 of them was enough. But the author, whom I and many held in such high regard, has been making ugly noises about the transgender segment of society. And a song just had to be done. Jace McLain came up with this idea, and the two of us wrote it together. Wheeee!
Music: John Fogerty
Lyrics: Jace McLain and SG
Guitars, bass, drums, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Backing vocals: Jace McLain, Angel Jenkins
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