I go to loadout and select my favorite hat Cause you can't go soldierin' without your favorite hat I choose a weapon and I grab a bunch of ammo and shoot rockets at my feet till my medic ubers up Now's the time to confront my enemy But what can I do? The whole teams in front of me? Boom bitch I just rocket jump up to your barracks I got my pickaxe fucking snipers up No fair you say you dont know how to rocket jump? Well all is fair in TF2 The only map I play is 2fort2 But I can teach you how to score All you gotta do is hold alt and then press F4 Wow, you actually fell for that Well breaktime's over now its back to work at Costco No more playing TF2 Got to finish stocking shelves It's not so bad except when Larry takes the ladder and I have to stock the toilet paper section by myself Well I'm fine and I don't need Larry's help But what do I do? I can't reach the upper shelf Boom bitch I just rocket jump up to the top of my gigantic toilet paper wall No fair you say you don't know how to rocket jump Well, life's a lot like TF2 No Ladders available for you But if you time your rocket shots just right You can fly You can call me rocket jumper You can call me Costco man Just don't call me late for dinner I'm feeding on awesomesauce Boom bitch I just rocket jump up to your barracks I got my pickaxe fucking snipers up No fair you say you dont know how to rocket jump Boom bitch I just rocket jump up to your barracks I got my pickaxe fucking snipers up No fair you say you dont know how to rocket jump Boom bitch I just rocket jump