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The FuMP

2014-01-10

Artist

Beth Kinderman & the Player Characters

Title

Red Wedding

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In April 2013, viewers of Game of Thrones were shocked and appalled by a particularly stunning plot twist late in the third season. Those of us who had previously read the books just pointed and laughed, and in the case of the Player Characters, wrote songs like this one. Song contains spoilers for Game of Thrones, obviously.

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SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES SEASON 3, SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Hey little sister, what have they done?
Hey little sister, you had better run
Hey little sister, what you doing here?
They're gonna play "The Rains of Castamere"
Robb Stark will bite the big one

It's a nice day to lose your head
It's a nice day for a red wedding
It's a nice day to lose your head

Most of the Starks are gonna die today
Thanks to the Boltons, also to the Freys
Robb Stark will bite the big one (oh yeah!)
They're gonna play "The Rains of Castamere"
Robb Stark will bite the big one

It's a nice day to lose your head (come on)
It's a nice day for a red wedding
It's a nice day to lose your head

(Pick it up)
Valar Morghulis!

Hey little sister, what have they done?
Hey little sister, who's the only one?
Catelyn and Grey Wind, done for (done for)
Wendel and Smalljon, done for (done for)
Walder Frey's Fool is done for

It's a nice day to lose your head (come on)
It's a nice day for a red wedding
It's a nice day to lose your head

There is nothing fair in this world
There is nothing safe in this world
And there's nothing sure in this world
And there's nothing pure in this world
Win the game or die in this world
Lose your head

Come on
It's a nice day for a red wedding
It's a nice day to lose your head
It's a nice day to lose your head
It's a nice day to lose your head

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