The FuMP

Lyrics

Are you havin' problems with them Christmases again? Don't you worry, buddy, I'll lend you a helping hand. Take a simple object like a burger or a cat. Then take a trip to Target and get you a Santa Hat. It's a side'a beef! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a coral reef! (Put a Santa hat on it!) That's all you need to do to make it Christmastime! It's a pair'a gloves! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a hairy dove! (Put a Santa hat on it!) Hey look it's festive now! To Christmas is divine! Hey, you look unconvinced. Well, stoppit. You're a joik. I gave you Christmaseseses that totally woik. I bought, like, 20 hats, so put them on the things. We'll collect dividends and live like Santa kings. It's a chunk of bark! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a salsa shark! (Put a Santa hat on it!) That's all you need to do to make it Christmastime! It's a fuzzy butt! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a Pizza Hut! (Put a Santa hat on it!) You show me yours and I am gonna show ya mine! We are the committee and here's the key to the city! Kyle that's the best idea we've ever heard! (Thangyoo, guys.) Everything is Christmases beyond our wildest wisheses. Please put some more Santa hats on more words. (You goddit.) It's a dinosaur! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a Dumbledore! (Put a Santa hat on it!) And just like magic, you got you some Christmastime! It's a tub of lard! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a Charizard! (Put a Santa hat on it!) Look at that Pok

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