*A SEAMONKEY PRODUCTION*
Chorus:
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star...
I'm T-T-Totally shrewd!
I'm on a sci-fi/folk mission
Out to parody like a filk star
Hangin' in tha circle
Doin' geek rhymes to a guitar
I dream of being there at tha con
In the upper eschelon
Freakin' all tha fangirls
And catchin' all they Pokemon...
I do-a what I do-a
Cuz you know they love the parodies
I'll make 'em eat it up by adding
Hobbits and Ferengis
Hangin' out at Quark's bar
Chewin' on my -bacca
And PARODYING LIKE A FILK STAR!
Chorus:
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star...
I'm T-T-Totally shrewd!
(repeat)
Try, try to parody like a filk star
You think that you is Number One?
Well, bitch my name be Picard!
**whoop! whoop!**
Mo' Merciless than Ming
Like Bilbo and Frodo we be
Doin' that Ring thing!
Ghost writin' hits with
Skull aflame, enchanted chain
World of Warcraft
I'll hack yo' ass right out tha game!
Feelin' shame? Uh-oh!
You know I set tha bar...
Now all I need is to learn to play the guitar!!!
Chorus:
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star...
So T-T-Totally shrewd!
(repeat)
As soon as you came in the room
We knew nothing good would be sung
Now you're takin' extra turns
Trippin' over your tongue
You seen American Idol
Karaoke pop pap
You're jumpin' to conclusions
that anyone would like this crap
Filk hotties roll their eyes,
They see you and they just laugh
While you try to prove that
You're a wit, well, maybe half
Yeah, I'm with the filkers
You know what we do
Our lyrics matter and we all sing
BETTER THAN YOU!
Chorus:
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star
Parody like a filk
Parody like a filk star...
Pat, can I buy a clue?
(repeat)
You're T-T-TOTALLY SCREWED....
*Lyrics by Seamonkey and Tom Smith
The FuMP
2007-10-12
Artist
Seamonkey
Another bad rap song gets served up by Seamonkey, this time guitar circle style! The ridiculous "Party Like a Rock Star" gets ye olde FILK treatment and features filk legend Tom Smith actually rapping!! Round that out wit' tha crunk styling of Houzeman and the sweet filk-y lixx of guitarist Glenn Milam and you've got Seamonkey's first - and certain to be only - filk-rap song... and it's just as stupid as the original!!! Get filk wit it, yo! **PS, the "explicit" tag is for the female dog word and the donkey word, so technically there's really only 2 animal mentions to be worried about!**
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