(I know this is first time, and I know that you pay extra
But I simpry not arrowed to offer customer anyting more... Onry Handjob....
There's a place that gives massages
With special attention for all the men
And the rules are closely guarded
Unless the client asks beyond what they will give
You know that I love the spoils
Of small Asian hands and oils
But when I want something more
Hear her retort
Don't ask again, don't ask again
Onry Handjob!
Happy ending, happy ending
No head bob!
Forbade to kiss, forbade to f*ck
But I'll jerk you off for ten bucks!
Don't ask again, don't ask again
Or I stop...
Onry Handjob, onry handjob!
Onry Onry Handjob, onry onry handjob!
Onry Handjob, onry handjob!
Onry Onry Handjob, onry onry handjob!
(No talk... prease! Just ret me finish! Onry handjob! Just ret me finish....)
She's a pro at massage-abating!
And when she handles you you'll cry aloud!
But if you ask her for a spanking
The response she'll give to you will make you raugh out roud! (ROR)
I know that I shouldn't ask
She scolds me, takes me to task
Looks directly in my eyes
With this reply:
Don't ask again, don't ask again
Onry Handjob!
Happy ending, happy ending
No rim job!
No show my tits, no sucky-suck
But I'll jerk you off for ten bucks!
Don't ask again, don't ask again
Or I stop...
Onry Handjob, onry handjob!
Onry Onry Handjob, onry onry handjob!
Onry Handjob, onry handjob!
Onry Onry Handjob, onry onry handjob!
Don't ask again, don't ask again....
(Onry Handjob!)
Happy ending, happy ending....
(I no wife swap!)
Don't ask again, don't ask again....
(No more you talk!)
Forbade to kiss, forbade to f*ck....
(Or I stop)....
Don't ask again, don't ask again
Onry Handjob!
Happy ending, happy ending
No head bob!
Forbade to kiss, forbade to f*ck
But I'll jerk you off for ten bucks!
Don't ask again, don't ask again
Or I stop...
Onry Handjob, onry handjob!
Onry Onry Handjob, onry onry handjob!
Onry Handjob, onry handjob!
Onry Onry Handjob, onry onry handjob!
Don't ask again, don't ask again
Onry Handjob!
Happy ending, happy ending
No rim job!
No show my tits, no sucky-suck
But I'll jerk you off for ten bucks!
Don't ask again, don't ask again
Or I stop...
Onry Handjob, onry handjob!
Onry Onry Handjob, onry onry handjob!
Onry Handjob, onry handjob!
Onry Onry Handjob, onry onry handjob!
Onry handjob............
The FuMP
2010-09-24
Artist
Seamonkey
Title
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Striking while the Gaga is hot, Seamonkey - considering changing his name to 'Lordy Gag-Gag' - gets further back to his root by exploring underground Asian massage parlours in this parody of Lady Gaga's 'Alejandro'!
I'm not sure that this one is technically squick or if you'd just call it explicit, but let's just say DO NOT PLAY THIS ONE FOR THE KIDDOS OR YOUR ASIAN FRIENDS!!
...Unless, of course, you run an underground Asian massage parlour and need a training guide for the next generation of 'masseuse'!
Hope you ROR! And prease, come again....
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