Made a big mistake letting you go
I can't do my own laundry so I'm commando
You defragged my hard drive and fixed my mac
You unstuck the zipper on my backpack
But now you've gone and woe is me
I can't do a thing for myself you see
Can't find my keys where can they be
And one more thing is really driving me crazy
There's a hole in my sock that can only be fixed by you
I've tried staples and thumbtacks and velcro and Elmer's glue
Oh darn it, please darn it
I can't even butter my bread
I'll never figure out needle and thread
This hole's so big my toe sticks through
Yeah when I get sweaty, it sticks to my shoe
I miss your kiss and your company
But mostly I miss the things you did for me
Like the way you repaired my PS3
And you put the seat up when I need to pee
Now there's a hole in my sock that can only be fixed by you
I'm a poor helpless guy with no clue what I'm supposed to do
There's a hole in my sock that can only be fixed by you
I've tried rivets and spackle and three kinds of gorilla glue
Oh darn it, oh darn it
Oh darn it, oh darn it
Oh darn it
Please darn it, please darn it
The FuMP
2016-12-13
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
Oh Darn It
I've been pretty profane and gross this year. Not that I didn't have some very good reasons for it... but I thought I should release something restrained and stupid and fun for the whole family... darn it!
So here it is. This ridiculously dumb idea came about while I was watching the last game of the World Series with my friend Anita Jackson. Remember, back before the nightmare began? We were giggling about this stupid parody through the last three innings, and she came up with a few lines... so it's our first co-write!
Music: Nuno Bettencourt and Gary Cherone
Lyrics: SG and Anita Jackson
Guitars, bass, drums, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Backup vocals: SG and Hollie Brogunier
Dr. Phil: Hunter Overby
Marjorie: Carla Ulbrich
Maynard: SG
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