Alien invaders coming from the sky
Taking over the house next door and I want to know why
Excuse me mr. alien I don't mean to pry
But if you wanna take over Earth you're gonna have to go through this guy
It's hard being Dib. Cause nobody believes me, it's hard being Dib
My father is a scientist, the greatest in the land
He says my jokes about aliens are getting pretty bland
I say it's real, Zim lives next door, his plot is truly grand
He just says if he helps me out, he surely would be canned
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Zim has a little helper, it's a robot or a dog
I think he said it's name was Gir, it's kind of all a fog
I need to stop Invader Zim from taking over Earth
It's up to me there's noone else, I'll give it all I'm worth
I can't believe it's come this far, he's got me on the ropes
If only he was dumber, I could play him for a dope
Uh, what's that now his plan has failed, and I can get away?
I guess we both survive this time, to fight another day