This is another one of those songs which could be considered "Clean" because it has no bad words in it [well, okay, "ass" appears once... but it's hyphenated... so that doesn't count]. But it could also be considered "Squick" because the point of the song is pretty icky. It's not for the kiddies. It's kind of safe for work ONLY if the people around you aren't paying too much attention. But you probably shouldn't listen to it at work, just to be 100% smart.

Actually, you probably shouldn't listen to it at all. EXCEPT that I finally got the great Hollie Brogunier to vocalize on a song of mine! Okay, she's speaking and not singing... and she only says one word. But STILL! WOW!

Oh, and Steve Martin also makes an appearance. So that's nice.

And watch out for the surprise ending! It comes out of nowhere!


Words and music: SG and Amanda Page Cornett
Guitar, banjo, mandolin, drums, percussion, bass, dobro, piano, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Guest voices: Hollie Brogunier and Steve Martin