Mr. Yuletide
Parody of “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers (Brandon Flowers, Dave Brent Keuning)
New lyrics by Insane Ian
Music performed by Ben Stahl 

Coming out of the sleigh and you’d better watch out
Gotta box by the tree, you know I want them all
It started out as one gift, now it’s become a whole list
It was only one gift, it was only one gift
Now he’s making a list and he's checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out who’s been naughty or nice
Now I’m nestled in bed, for my long winter’s nap
Sugar plums in my head, but he sees when you

Sleep now, knows when you’re
Awake now, let it snow
And I just can't wait, it's killing me
He’s coming to town

Christmas eve, somehow Saint Nick’s watching me
Sleeping ‘til the morning light, choking down some pumpkin pie
Now it's fin’ly Christmas day, family is calling me
Open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Yuletide

I'm coming out of my room and you won’t guess what I saw
Gotta, gotta be mom, she’s kissing Santa Claus
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now they think I’m asleep so she's got mistletoe
But I’m having a peep and she's kissing his nose
Now I’m coming down stairs and my stomach is sick
Could this be an affair? And she's tick’ling his 

Beard now, this is getting
Weird now, I should go
'Cause I just can't look, it's killing me
Damn that mistletoe

Can it be? I caught them under the tree
Laughing at each other’s jokes, hope those cookies make you choke
Then he pulled off his own beard, turns out it was just my dad
He was wearing a disguise, 'cause he’s Mr. Yuletide

It’s Christmas…(x4)