In June of 2012, eleven internet reviewers converged upon San Francisco, CA and spent two weeks performing the unthinkable - writing, producing, directing and starring in their very own movie! Count Jackula, The Horror Guru, Arthur Knowledge, Ivan Golarion, Spazz Master, The Wire, Il Neige, Stephan Krosecz, Mikey Insanity, Chris The Nerd, and me, Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera.

The deconstructors became the constructors. The geeks became the geeked. And hopefully, the viewers will become the viewed.

Because soon, after too many long, long months of dark otherworldly forces stifling its release, our independent horror-fantasy-comedy ALL CRITICS MUST DIE will finally be uploaded upon an unsuspecting internet SOON! I don't know when exactly, but SOON!

And as a special advance Black Friday treat, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the END CREDITS THEME SONG of that very movie! Grab hold of something, ready your "devil horns" hand sign, and brace yourselves for the sheer epicness of "MOVIE IN A MOVIE (LOVE THEME FROM ALL CRITICS MUST DIE)!"

ALL CRITICS MUST DIE official site coming soon! Check out its trailer RIGHT HERE!



Music and Lyrics by TONY GOLDMARK
Produced by JOE GOLDMARK and TONY GOLDMARK
Recorded, Engineered and Mixed by GARTH WEBBER

Lead Vocals: TONY GOLDMARK
Guitar: GARY POTTERTON
Keyboards: HENRY SALVIA
Bass: PAUL OLGUIN
Drums: PAUL REVELLI
Gang Vocals: SAM BARRY, JOE GOLDMARK, TONY GOLDMARK, GARY POTTERTON, HENRY SALVIA and JACK SHEN

(Note: this film has no affiliation with the similarly-titled horror-comedy STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE, directed by Jeff Smith of fellow FuMP act Raymond & Scum. In fact, I tried to talk the other guys out of that title due to the similarity, but I was overruled)