MAXINE'S KILLER MAMMERS

John was sexual, decidedly un-ethical
In all his affairs
Late nights spent with personal ads and por-o-o-orn
Maxine Killermams, sporting giant sweater hams
Meets him on the stairs
For a private rendezvous in his ho-o-o-ome

But as he leads her up to his room,
The girl unclasps her bra...

BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers came down around his head
(Boob boo boob boo boob boob)
BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers made sure that perv was dead!

Back online again, Maxine bides her time again
Uploading photos
To entice more personal inquirie-ie-ie-ies
She chooses her prey, based on how perverted they
Speak to her online
In her mind it's a crime she cannot let go-o-o-o

And as she opens up her email,
Her victims are defined...

BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers came down around his head
(Boob boo boob boo boob boob)
BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers ensured that perv was dead....

(Boob boo boob boo boob boob)

EE 51s, deadlier than Tommy Guns
Maxine's pre-disposed
To dispose of lovers by smotheri-i-i-ing!
Hefner and Larry Flint, seeking massive profits
For their magazines
Ask Maxine to pose for a few photo-o-o-os

And as the camera shutter goes 'click',
The girl loses her mind... (BEEYOINGGGG!)

BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers came down around their heads
(Boob boo boob boo boob boob)
BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers made sure those pervs were dead!

Woah woah woah oh!!!

(Boob boo boob boo boob boob)

KILL-ER-MAM-MERS YEAAAH

BOING! BOING!