He deserves incarceration for the way that he behaves
Such a hassle, such a clean-up, after all his so-called saves
He’s such a menace
Causing more pain than a dentist
The people parking by the sidewalk should know their cars aren’t safe
So many taxes have to go to try and fix the mess he made
Just so unruly
Why no cops in the vicinity?

I’ve spent some long nights awake, just hoping for his demise
Then I’m like oh, for Pete’s sake, why did they give him a prize?
So many stand there in awe and watch him leap through the air
But he is breaking the law! Why do the people not care?
Rule breaker, bad neighbor
Please tell me why no one’s stopped that man spider?

He’s been spotted with a monster that’s been known to stomp and smash
My nephew said they’re the Avengers how can he defend this trash?
You’ll see my fury
Until they're tried by a jury
Bunch of hifalutin, arrow-shootin’ hammer swinging punks
Then some doctor says he’s movin’ between universes, what?
But I’ve only been hurt
By Mr. Hero Spider

So can we get him on tape? Can we at least take a pic?
If we can look at his shape, then we might know who he is
We used to get every scoop, we’d use our tools and succeed
But he’s a big piece of poop, he’s made a fool out of me
Rule breaker, bad neighbor
Please tell me why no one’s stopped that man spider

I say this is enough
Remove him from the skies
He is not any good
He only spins his web of lies
Don’t try to chill me out
I have a right to rage
Cause him and me won’t ever be approaching the same page

My muscles used to be loose, but now the stress has them tight
It is a lousy excuse, that he had a spider bite
Before him things were okay, now we are in crazy times
He needs to be put away, then there will be normal crimes
Rule breaker, bad neighbor
Please tell me why no one’s stopped that man spider