The FuMP

Lyrics

Krampus the Demon, is a nasty, awful soul, With horns and tail and claw-like nails, and two eyes that like burn coal. Krampus the Demon, is a fairytale they say, But they’ll take it back when they’re in his sack, and he hauls them all away. The naughty boys and girls have run amok the whole year long, But when old Krampus comes for them, it’s too late to right the wrong. Krampus the Demon, is as mean as he can be, Snatching girls and boys who will get no toys, while laughing with great glee. Krampus the Demon, takes his job most seriously, Whipping little sods with thin birch rods, grabbing them before they flee. Through every village, with whips and chains in hand, Making children fear what they did all year, hiding anywhere they can. He wanders down the streets of towns to find each naughty kid, And when he stuffs them in his sack, they’ll regret all that they did. Stuffity-stuff-stuff, stuffity-stuff-stuff, look at Krampus go. Whippity-whip-whip, whippity-whip-whip, hear the children’s woe. Krampus the Demon, is a nasty, awful soul, With horns and tail and claw-like nails, and two eyes that like burn coal. Krampus the Demon, will hoist his hefty sack, As the children cry, parents say goodbye, ‘cause they know they won’t come back.

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