The internet is made of kitties and boobs
Saturday is Caturday
Tuesdays are for tits and tacos

The internet is nothing but kitties and boobs
Pussy cats, the kind that have pubes too

Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boo-oobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boo-oobs
Kitties and boobs

The internet is made of kitties and boobs
Mondays are for mammaries
Fridays are for getting furry

Assuming furry means you've got photos of cats
Or people dressing up to look like sexy rats

Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boo-oobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boo-oobs
Kitties and boobs

Sing it with me now!
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boo-oobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boobs
Kitties and boo-oobs
Kitties and boobs

But you might be thinking to yourself
Phil, that's not really all that's on the internet
And to you I say, you're right
Because we also have

Puppies and butts
Puppies and butts
Puppies bu-uutts
Puppies and butts
Puppies and butts
Puppies and butts
Puppies bu-uutts
Puppies and butts

Golden retrievers and big heavy heavers
Fluffy old Persians and cushions for pushin'
Big Great Dane Scoobies and cute little boobies
Pictures of Maine Coons eclipsed by a full moon
Bulldogs and Frenchies, her tail of two cities
Siamese muses and ample cabooses
Sweet little beagles and cavernous cleavage
Calico kittens and loveseats for sittin'
Valiant Dalmatians and lactation stations
Shorthairs and big pairs and Foxhounds and flesh mounds
Sphynxs and sphincters and corgis and cocktails
Akitas, bikinis, and bobtails and hot tails
Collies and Burmese bazoombas and kiesters
Puppies and fun bags that create nor'easters.

Kitties and boobs
Puppies and butts
Kitties and boobs
Puppies and butts
Kitties and boobs
Puppies and butts

The internet is made of kitties and boobs
And hella angry people.